Hermione Granger, age 11 headcanon
Portrayed by Quvenzhané Wallis
“‘Has anyone seen a toad? Neville’s lost one,’ she said. She had a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown hair, and rather large front teeth.”
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone, page 105
walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
So I applied for a telemarketer position just to see if I could even get a call back from them and I did. But I would rather be broke than be a telemarketer. I have morals.